中国chineseboyfriendtv(休闲约会与正式约会有何不同)
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1. 中国chineseboyfriendtv,休闲约会与正式约会有何不同?
Western relationship:
约会(非男女朋友)dating-> (产生好感)正式约会seeing each other -> 确认关系relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) -> 表白love-> 步入婚姻marriage
Chinese relationship:
约会date-> 表白"I love you" -> 确认关系relationship-> 步入婚姻marriage
2. 还记得以前特别爱看故事会?
请采纳我的问题 1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?” “是啊!”女佣回道。 “亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。 “我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳。 “我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁。警察赶到: 警察甲:好严重的车祸。 警察乙:是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了。 警察甲:嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧。 警察乙:好.....一、二使劲,转回来了。 警察甲:嗯,没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病,医生检查了他,皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” 医生:“十……” 病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?????” 医生:“十,九,八,七,六,五……” 6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?” 学生:“能,他们都死了。” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说:“护士,打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐,我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!” 9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着:“Go ahead”。 那人想:“Go ahead=前进,老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然,马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”我打了很久,请采纳1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"I played for a long time, please
3. 和外国人聊天有哪些常用的简化英语?
跟所有语言一样,英语口语中有大量的简写形式,这些简写形式往往被频繁的应用在母语使用者的口头表达以及音乐歌词中,也经常出现在美剧和电影台词里,但是却很少在英语教材上被提及,因为它们都是非正式的表达方式。
今天我们就来给大家八一八英文口语中最常用的10个简写形式以及它们的原型。学会这些简写,会让你的口语表达显得更加地道自然,如果你喜欢唱英文歌,特别是嘻哈乐,饶舌,那么掌握这些简写的说法几乎是必须的,因为它们可以帮助你轻松地找到韵脚。需要注意的是,请不要在正式书信或者场合使用这些简写形式。
1. Gonna
最常见的一个,它是"Going to"的简写形式。90年代著名偶像男孩组合Nsync有首热门单曲叫作"It's Gonna Be Me“。
2. Gotta
"Got to"的简写形式,常常以一般完成时形态出现表达“必须“的意思,等同于”have to“或者”Must“。例句: I gotta go to the bathroom right now!
3. Wanna
常常在英文歌里面出现的一个表达方式,"Want to"的简写,不用过多解释。值得注意的是,这个表达方式后面应该接的是动词,而不是名词。一些同学习惯性的在I wanna后面直接加名词的用法是不对的,例如你不能说"I wanna a beer", 而应该说"I wanna drink a beer."。
4. Lemme
"Let me"的简写形式,也是常常在英文歌里面出现的一个表达方式。例句:Lemme give you a ride.
5. Gimme
"Give me"的简写形式,常常在英文歌里面出现的一个表达方式。例句:Please gimme a dollar.
6. Outta
"Out of"的简写形式,常用的说法是”I'm outta here", 意思是我要撤了。也许大家经常在美剧或者电影中看到或者听到这句粗口: Get the f**k outta here!
7. Kinda
"Kind of"的简写,英语母语使用者最频繁使用的一个表达方式之一,表达“一点点”。例句:I think this dish is kinda too salty, isn't it?
8. I'mma
这个更加高能,是"I'm going to"三个词的简写,常听Black Eyed Peas的人应该对它不陌生, 他们有一首热门单曲叫做“I'mma Be”。
9. Hafta
Hafta:have to的简写,跟上面的gotta类似,但是使用频率没有gotta高。
10. Dunno
英美青少年最爱使用的一个表达方式,表示don't know. 例句:I really dunno what I'm doing here.
下面的这张信息图总结了这10个简写形式和它们的原形,并提供了例句,值得保存:
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4. 异地恋怎么过七夕才能让对方觉得温馨感动?
“所爱隔山海,山海皆可平”。我觉得大概是异地恋情侣最有感悟的一句话了吧!
有位网友曾说过这样一段话:“我羡慕那些和你生活在同一座城市的人。而我,不知道你胖了还是瘦了,不知道你一日三餐吃的是什么,不知道你这里有没有下雨,你是不是又忘了带伞。不知道你现在是不是在想我……”。再加上前些天看了一个微博博主的视频,颇有感触。
七夕佳节,本是恩爱情侣共聚的时刻。但是对于异地恋情侣来说,由于地域或者时间的阻隔,总是没有办法聚在一起。
在这里我还是想以我浅薄的经验和稀有的浪漫细胞为大家提供一点点建议。
提前奔赴对方所在地给ta一个惊喜七夕这种浪漫的节日,再动听的情话当然不及亲口说的动听。在时间允许、能够克服一切干扰的前提下,可以买一张到达对方城市的票。去看看许久未见的ta,共同度过一个浪漫的七夕之夜。
远距离共同度过七夕如果时间、地域的阻隔的确十分大,那么在七夕这个不同的日子可以在远距离共同度过。以下提供一些新奇的想法。
1.可以在同一时刻拍照片、视频,然后把双方的拼接在一起。发到社交平台,留一个美好的回忆,或是分享给大家,能收获不少的祝福。
在微博上看到网红博主发的一个视频,很有创意。大家可以参考一下。
2.远距离视频聊天互诉衷肠
(在微博上看到一个网友和女友的聊天视频,很感动!)
知己知彼提前准备现在是摄影时代,你可以选择拍一套自己的写真或者预约自己喜欢的摄影师有空和对方去拍一组情侣写真,在这个特别的日子留下纪念。
或是手写一封情意满满的告白信
把精心准备的礼物提前快递到对方手里
等等一些温暖的举动。
其实我想说,异地恋本身克服的障碍是比较多的,但是真心不会被辜负。只要有情有意、能为对方真正用心去准备礼物,敢于直接去表达对方在自己心里的分量多重,让对方知道自己是被你所在乎的,那么不管是不是七夕,对方和你在一起的时光都是温馨感动的。
“所爱隔山海,山海皆可平”,今天在七夕佳节把这句话送给每一对用心经营感情的异地恋情侣们!
5. 求一段大约2分钟左右的笑话段子合集?
请采纳我的问题
1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?” “是啊!”女佣回道。 “亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。 “我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳。 “我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁。警察赶到: 警察甲:好严重的车祸。 警察乙:是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了。 警察甲:嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧。 警察乙:好.....一、二使劲,转回来了。 警察甲:嗯,没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病,医生检查了他,皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” 医生:“十……” 病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?????” 医生:“十,九,八,七,六,五……” 6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?” 学生:“能,他们都死了。” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说:“护士,打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐,我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!” 9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着:“Go ahead”。 那人想:“Go ahead=前进,老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然,马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”
我打了很久,请采纳
1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
I played for a long time, please
6. 男生比女生好的n大理由?
一、做男生,可以剃个蛮有个性的大光头,穿着翻白边的牛仔裤,随手抄起一本金庸名著,在一个太阳照着屁股的早晨,在热乎乎的被窝中,大练九阳神功。(-_-!!这是女生无论如何都不能去做的。羡慕ing。真好!~)
二、做男生,可以蓄谋已久,留起长长的头发,戴上心爱的太阳眼镜,背着重重的电吉他,站在吾人的操场,怒吼一曲《让我一次爱个girl》。(^_^真希望以后的男朋友是这样。下辈子一定投胎做男生!)
三、做男生,可以在心情愉快的时候,放声大笑,不必害怕会有人用扫把把你赶走,可以潇洒的做着每一个体育运动。(女生们啊!羡慕吧!55555 为虾米做男生那么自在!@_@!)
四、做男生,也可以和几个死党在无聊的时候,拿起背包带上足球,挥汗如雨,驰骋飞奔,不必在乎对手的阻截,任由自己的思绪洒落,球到那里人就到哪里,男生聚到一起总是有用不完的活力!(我们女生呢?~ 走也走不动。跑也跑不动!~ 哎。继续羡慕中……)
五、做男生,根本不必为穿哪件衣服,为梳哪种头型,也不必为了满足我们眼中的他们而改变自己,什么洒脱,什么随心,什么就是他们的最爱。(做女生就是累。要看男生们的眼神过日子。累吐血我!-_-!)
六、做男生,尽管还是个小孩,却不会在父母身边撒娇,做起自己能做的事情,让老爸老妈看看,他们已经是可以支持家庭的男子汉了!(我们女生以后也做女子汉…… 我真汗了。。
-_-!!)
七、做男生,可以在寒冷的冬夜,穿着单薄的衣服,还挽起袖子对雪球似的女友说:“我,我……我,没事。”心里却幸福的说:只要你不冷。(就是潇洒。帅!)
八、做男生,可以在女友升职后,陪她去逛街,为其掏腰包,并鼓励说“你证明了自己的能力”‘在厉害,看见蟑螂,还不是得求男生杀死。’(女生啊!就是胆子小。哎。让我头痛的毛病。胆小!)
九、做男生,在时髦的衣服与新款的球鞋面前,会毅然决然的选择后者。(如果是女生。会豪不犹豫的选择前者。很浪费钱啊!)
十、男生锻炼身体是为了强大这个世界,而男生不仅喜欢体育,更善与创造——女生在自习楼看课本的时候,男生正在向未知的领域迈出脚步。(哇噻。这就是男生!)
附送英语
First, make boys, giving a pleasing personality can shave a big bald head, dressed in jeans PDB edge, readily took a famous one of Jin Yong, a sun shining in the bottom of the morning, and warm blanket, large practice 9 sun Magic Power. (-_-!! This is the girls can not do in any case. Envy ing. Nice! ~)
Second, do boys, can deliberate, Liu Qi long hair, wear a favorite sunglasses, carrying a heavy electric guitar, I stood in the playground, bellowing the song "I once loved a girl". (^ _ ^ Really hope that the boyfriend is. Next life reincarnation do some boys!)
Third, do male students, the time can be happy, laugh, not afraid to get rid of someone with a broom can be chic doing every sport. (Girls, ah! Envy now! 55 555 men for the shrimp to do so itself !@_@!)
Fourth, do men, but also can be bored a few buddies at the time, picked up on the football Beibao Dai, sweating, gallop gallop, do not care about opponents block, let his thoughts spilled the ball to where people go to where boys got together and always have used up the energy! (We girls do? ~ Walk walk too. Run has not run! ~ Hey. To continue the envy of the ... ...)
Fifth, do boys, do not have to as what clothes to wear, what kind of head for the hair type, but also do not have to meet our eyes change their own, what joy and what blossoms, what is their favorite. (Do girl is tired. To see the boys live eyes. Tired hematemesis I !-_-!)
6, do boys, although still a child, but not their parents coquetry, to start their own can do so dad mom look, they can support a family man! (We girls have done after the Chinese woman ... ... I really sweat a..
-_-! ! )
7, so boys can be a cold winter night, wearing thin clothes, but also roll up the sleeves of the snowball-like girlfriend, said: "I, I ... ... I'm all right." Heart was happy to say: As long as you do not cold . (That is unrestrained. Shuai!)
8, do boys, after promotion in girlfriend, go with her shopping, to its pocket, and to encourage that, "You have proven your ability to" 'the powerful, saw cockroaches, not the men were seeking to kill. '(Girl ah! Is cold feet. Hey. Let me headache problems. Timid!)
9, do boys, in trendy clothes and new sneakers in front of the choice of the latter will resolutely. (If the girls. Would not hesitate to choose the former high. Is a waste of Qiana!)
10, boys to exercise power in this world, not only boys like sports, and create more good - women in the study hall floor, read a textbook when the boys were taken to unknown areas of the pace. (Wow thiophene. This is the boys!)
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1. 中国chineseboyfriendtv,休闲约会与正式约会有何不同?
Western relationship:
约会(非男女朋友)dating-> (产生好感)正式约会seeing each other -> 确认关系relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) -> 表白love-> 步入婚姻marriage
Chinese relationship:
约会date-> 表白"I love you" -> 确认关系relationship-> 步入婚姻marriage
2. 还记得以前特别爱看故事会?
请采纳我的问题 1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?” “是啊!”女佣回道。 “亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。 “我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳。 “我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁。警察赶到: 警察甲:好严重的车祸。 警察乙:是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了。 警察甲:嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧。 警察乙:好.....一、二使劲,转回来了。 警察甲:嗯,没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病,医生检查了他,皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” 医生:“十……” 病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?????” 医生:“十,九,八,七,六,五……” 6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?” 学生:“能,他们都死了。” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说:“护士,打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐,我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!” 9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着:“Go ahead”。 那人想:“Go ahead=前进,老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然,马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”我打了很久,请采纳1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"I played for a long time, please
3. 和外国人聊天有哪些常用的简化英语?
跟所有语言一样,英语口语中有大量的简写形式,这些简写形式往往被频繁的应用在母语使用者的口头表达以及音乐歌词中,也经常出现在美剧和电影台词里,但是却很少在英语教材上被提及,因为它们都是非正式的表达方式。
今天我们就来给大家八一八英文口语中最常用的10个简写形式以及它们的原型。学会这些简写,会让你的口语表达显得更加地道自然,如果你喜欢唱英文歌,特别是嘻哈乐,饶舌,那么掌握这些简写的说法几乎是必须的,因为它们可以帮助你轻松地找到韵脚。需要注意的是,请不要在正式书信或者场合使用这些简写形式。
1. Gonna
最常见的一个,它是"Going to"的简写形式。90年代著名偶像男孩组合Nsync有首热门单曲叫作"It's Gonna Be Me“。
2. Gotta
"Got to"的简写形式,常常以一般完成时形态出现表达“必须“的意思,等同于”have to“或者”Must“。例句: I gotta go to the bathroom right now!
3. Wanna
常常在英文歌里面出现的一个表达方式,"Want to"的简写,不用过多解释。值得注意的是,这个表达方式后面应该接的是动词,而不是名词。一些同学习惯性的在I wanna后面直接加名词的用法是不对的,例如你不能说"I wanna a beer", 而应该说"I wanna drink a beer."。
4. Lemme
"Let me"的简写形式,也是常常在英文歌里面出现的一个表达方式。例句:Lemme give you a ride.
5. Gimme
"Give me"的简写形式,常常在英文歌里面出现的一个表达方式。例句:Please gimme a dollar.
6. Outta
"Out of"的简写形式,常用的说法是”I'm outta here", 意思是我要撤了。也许大家经常在美剧或者电影中看到或者听到这句粗口: Get the f**k outta here!
7. Kinda
"Kind of"的简写,英语母语使用者最频繁使用的一个表达方式之一,表达“一点点”。例句:I think this dish is kinda too salty, isn't it?
8. I'mma
这个更加高能,是"I'm going to"三个词的简写,常听Black Eyed Peas的人应该对它不陌生, 他们有一首热门单曲叫做“I'mma Be”。
9. Hafta
Hafta:have to的简写,跟上面的gotta类似,但是使用频率没有gotta高。
10. Dunno
英美青少年最爱使用的一个表达方式,表示don't know. 例句:I really dunno what I'm doing here.
下面的这张信息图总结了这10个简写形式和它们的原形,并提供了例句,值得保存:
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4. 异地恋怎么过七夕才能让对方觉得温馨感动?
“所爱隔山海,山海皆可平”。我觉得大概是异地恋情侣最有感悟的一句话了吧!
有位网友曾说过这样一段话:“我羡慕那些和你生活在同一座城市的人。而我,不知道你胖了还是瘦了,不知道你一日三餐吃的是什么,不知道你这里有没有下雨,你是不是又忘了带伞。不知道你现在是不是在想我……”。再加上前些天看了一个微博博主的视频,颇有感触。
七夕佳节,本是恩爱情侣共聚的时刻。但是对于异地恋情侣来说,由于地域或者时间的阻隔,总是没有办法聚在一起。
在这里我还是想以我浅薄的经验和稀有的浪漫细胞为大家提供一点点建议。
提前奔赴对方所在地给ta一个惊喜七夕这种浪漫的节日,再动听的情话当然不及亲口说的动听。在时间允许、能够克服一切干扰的前提下,可以买一张到达对方城市的票。去看看许久未见的ta,共同度过一个浪漫的七夕之夜。
远距离共同度过七夕如果时间、地域的阻隔的确十分大,那么在七夕这个不同的日子可以在远距离共同度过。以下提供一些新奇的想法。
1.可以在同一时刻拍照片、视频,然后把双方的拼接在一起。发到社交平台,留一个美好的回忆,或是分享给大家,能收获不少的祝福。
在微博上看到网红博主发的一个视频,很有创意。大家可以参考一下。
2.远距离视频聊天互诉衷肠
(在微博上看到一个网友和女友的聊天视频,很感动!)
知己知彼提前准备现在是摄影时代,你可以选择拍一套自己的写真或者预约自己喜欢的摄影师有空和对方去拍一组情侣写真,在这个特别的日子留下纪念。
或是手写一封情意满满的告白信
把精心准备的礼物提前快递到对方手里
等等一些温暖的举动。
其实我想说,异地恋本身克服的障碍是比较多的,但是真心不会被辜负。只要有情有意、能为对方真正用心去准备礼物,敢于直接去表达对方在自己心里的分量多重,让对方知道自己是被你所在乎的,那么不管是不是七夕,对方和你在一起的时光都是温馨感动的。
“所爱隔山海,山海皆可平”,今天在七夕佳节把这句话送给每一对用心经营感情的异地恋情侣们!
5. 求一段大约2分钟左右的笑话段子合集?
请采纳我的问题
1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?” “是啊!”女佣回道。 “亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。 “我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳。 “我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁。警察赶到: 警察甲:好严重的车祸。 警察乙:是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了。 警察甲:嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧。 警察乙:好.....一、二使劲,转回来了。 警察甲:嗯,没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病,医生检查了他,皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” 医生:“十……” 病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?????” 医生:“十,九,八,七,六,五……” 6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?” 学生:“能,他们都死了。” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说:“护士,打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐,我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!” 9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着:“Go ahead”。 那人想:“Go ahead=前进,老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然,马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”
我打了很久,请采纳
1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
I played for a long time, please
6. 男生比女生好的n大理由?
一、做男生,可以剃个蛮有个性的大光头,穿着翻白边的牛仔裤,随手抄起一本金庸名著,在一个太阳照着屁股的早晨,在热乎乎的被窝中,大练九阳神功。(-_-!!这是女生无论如何都不能去做的。羡慕ing。真好!~)
二、做男生,可以蓄谋已久,留起长长的头发,戴上心爱的太阳眼镜,背着重重的电吉他,站在吾人的操场,怒吼一曲《让我一次爱个girl》。(^_^真希望以后的男朋友是这样。下辈子一定投胎做男生!)
三、做男生,可以在心情愉快的时候,放声大笑,不必害怕会有人用扫把把你赶走,可以潇洒的做着每一个体育运动。(女生们啊!羡慕吧!55555 为虾米做男生那么自在!@_@!)
四、做男生,也可以和几个死党在无聊的时候,拿起背包带上足球,挥汗如雨,驰骋飞奔,不必在乎对手的阻截,任由自己的思绪洒落,球到那里人就到哪里,男生聚到一起总是有用不完的活力!(我们女生呢?~ 走也走不动。跑也跑不动!~ 哎。继续羡慕中……)
五、做男生,根本不必为穿哪件衣服,为梳哪种头型,也不必为了满足我们眼中的他们而改变自己,什么洒脱,什么随心,什么就是他们的最爱。(做女生就是累。要看男生们的眼神过日子。累吐血我!-_-!)
六、做男生,尽管还是个小孩,却不会在父母身边撒娇,做起自己能做的事情,让老爸老妈看看,他们已经是可以支持家庭的男子汉了!(我们女生以后也做女子汉…… 我真汗了。。
-_-!!)
七、做男生,可以在寒冷的冬夜,穿着单薄的衣服,还挽起袖子对雪球似的女友说:“我,我……我,没事。”心里却幸福的说:只要你不冷。(就是潇洒。帅!)
八、做男生,可以在女友升职后,陪她去逛街,为其掏腰包,并鼓励说“你证明了自己的能力”‘在厉害,看见蟑螂,还不是得求男生杀死。’(女生啊!就是胆子小。哎。让我头痛的毛病。胆小!)
九、做男生,在时髦的衣服与新款的球鞋面前,会毅然决然的选择后者。(如果是女生。会豪不犹豫的选择前者。很浪费钱啊!)
十、男生锻炼身体是为了强大这个世界,而男生不仅喜欢体育,更善与创造——女生在自习楼看课本的时候,男生正在向未知的领域迈出脚步。(哇噻。这就是男生!)
附送英语
First, make boys, giving a pleasing personality can shave a big bald head, dressed in jeans PDB edge, readily took a famous one of Jin Yong, a sun shining in the bottom of the morning, and warm blanket, large practice 9 sun Magic Power. (-_-!! This is the girls can not do in any case. Envy ing. Nice! ~)
Second, do boys, can deliberate, Liu Qi long hair, wear a favorite sunglasses, carrying a heavy electric guitar, I stood in the playground, bellowing the song "I once loved a girl". (^ _ ^ Really hope that the boyfriend is. Next life reincarnation do some boys!)
Third, do male students, the time can be happy, laugh, not afraid to get rid of someone with a broom can be chic doing every sport. (Girls, ah! Envy now! 55 555 men for the shrimp to do so itself !@_@!)
Fourth, do men, but also can be bored a few buddies at the time, picked up on the football Beibao Dai, sweating, gallop gallop, do not care about opponents block, let his thoughts spilled the ball to where people go to where boys got together and always have used up the energy! (We girls do? ~ Walk walk too. Run has not run! ~ Hey. To continue the envy of the ... ...)
Fifth, do boys, do not have to as what clothes to wear, what kind of head for the hair type, but also do not have to meet our eyes change their own, what joy and what blossoms, what is their favorite. (Do girl is tired. To see the boys live eyes. Tired hematemesis I !-_-!)
6, do boys, although still a child, but not their parents coquetry, to start their own can do so dad mom look, they can support a family man! (We girls have done after the Chinese woman ... ... I really sweat a..
-_-! ! )
7, so boys can be a cold winter night, wearing thin clothes, but also roll up the sleeves of the snowball-like girlfriend, said: "I, I ... ... I'm all right." Heart was happy to say: As long as you do not cold . (That is unrestrained. Shuai!)
8, do boys, after promotion in girlfriend, go with her shopping, to its pocket, and to encourage that, "You have proven your ability to" 'the powerful, saw cockroaches, not the men were seeking to kill. '(Girl ah! Is cold feet. Hey. Let me headache problems. Timid!)
9, do boys, in trendy clothes and new sneakers in front of the choice of the latter will resolutely. (If the girls. Would not hesitate to choose the former high. Is a waste of Qiana!)
10, boys to exercise power in this world, not only boys like sports, and create more good - women in the study hall floor, read a textbook when the boys were taken to unknown areas of the pace. (Wow thiophene. This is the boys!)
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